you get a free poem/track/dancevideo for a requested song/idea/yourself
basically i write you a poem
and send it to you via a private pastebin
or send 20 of you a dancevideo via a private video link
for example u could get the non 320x240 version of my brainfucked sample video (down there vvvv)
which i shot last weekend in a floating forest
higher tiers get better shit, random shirts (i roll d4 and u get one with 3 different colors for example)
its luck and skill and money and music-based
i might even send you the smell of my bottled farts int he maiiiil
or an art (like the photo above) in jpeg or canvas or drawn paper formats
or a game
Rules:
1.do not unsubscribe
2. please subscribe
3. NO!
4. FrEe!!
5. WILLY!!!
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Here’s what you get:
- All the new music we make streaming instantly on your mobile device via the free Bandcamp app, and also available as a high-quality download.*
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Access to subscriber-exclusive messages:
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- These back-catalog and subscriber-only releases:
- The option to purchase exclusive merchandise:
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Emperors Brews
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- A 10% discount on all our merchandise.
- The satisfaction of knowing you’re supporting us in a sustainable way.
Join:
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For $5/year, you get everything above.
You’re a subscriberThank you!
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For $20/year, you get everything above, plus:
better shit than tier 1, if you sign up I will figure out how to make it worth your while.
for the brave idiots who want another musical beating, aka 10 mp3 tracks sent
via dove
to ur hovel
ok really its a rapidshare or terront lonk
or something
with a new album just for you people
every fucking year you are subscribedYou’re a subscriberThank you! -
For $100/year, you get everything above, plus:
nothing at all
i burn the money i receive from all supporters at this tier
in cash after withdrawing it
and don't even make a video of it or tell anyone about it
the ashes and memories will be part of me and the soil
where i burn it, safely and ecologically
simple
just this poem and your knowledge
quantum mechanically
that there is no such thing
as money
nothing at allYou’re a subscriberThank you!
NoFreeWill
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Emperor of East Los Angeles
